Tuesday, September 29, 2009

I found this here:

henryholland:
"Abercrombie should go into air fresheners. You can smell that place about 20 mins before you see it." They could market it along with their fake tanner and decorative potted palm-tree plants.


Sadly, it's true. When I walk to work, I can always smell Fierce on the passerbys.

NOW ON CLEARANCE!

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Look #1: Don't worry about your other problems - you can be on top somewhere, sometime.


Look #2: And in these cut-throat times, you can use your mind body to get ahead.


So stop buy your local A&F and pick up one or both of these great finds!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

life pondering

as of late, i've really been wondering what has become of my life. i'm admittedly twenty-four years old and sometimes i feel like i'm nowhere close to where i want to be. my commute to abercrombie & fitch often spurs a lot of these feelings. here i am, a magna cum laude graduate, who has lived abroad for over two and half years, and i'm working over night folding clothes. it's mindless and the pay is not equivalent to what i feel i deserve. furthermore, i would really love to know why someone has been healthy their entire life (never even a broken bone!) has fallen apart since he lived in china. it's one thing after another. during the sixteen months i lived in korea, i went to the hospital more than my entire life total. it's exhausting and sometimes i just wish someone or something would put me out of my misery. i often joke around with people that i'm twenty-four going on seventy-nine, but that's very much how i feel. i just can't catch a break as far as my health goes and when i combine that with my matured spirit, i feel like an old man.

life is not easy and it certainly hasn't been for me. if it weren't for my concern over my health, i wouldn't have come back to nyc. and if i didn't have to come back to nyc, i would be studying korean in the same level as my friends in korea now. i know it sounds stupid, my all of the little things add up. it seems like everything is such a challenge for me. for example, i have to put %200 effort into finding a job in nyc upon arrival and even though i'm not applying for anything special, i still can't get one. six weeks wasted and i finally have two jobs that only allow me to sleep three hours of night and what is it all for? i still don't have health insurance yet i still need to see a doctor badly.

i obviously don't like the amount of time and effort i have to put in to accomplish anything in my life. why doesn't everything so much time? and why do i have to deal with it all on my own? it's these times i really despise being an 'adult.'

there are better opportunities out there for more and i'm tired of being rejected by life. melodramatic, huh?

a note on entitlement

although it's an ugly shade on anyone, we all feel entitlement sooner or later. lately i've been feeling the "better than you" complex more than usual. i know it's wrong and i absolutely hate this aspect of myself, but i just can't help thinking the thoughts sometimes. this particularly pertains to Job Search 2009.

am i the only one?

Friday, September 25, 2009

book review



since returning the nyc, this was the lightest, yet most interesting read i could get my hands on. and i give it a high rating. even for those not typically interested in this subject matter, it will reveal a lot of interesting tidbits that you can promptly use during social gatherings to impress your listener (as i have done).

dana thomas did years of traveling and research to understand how luxury went from locally made paris goods where the demand was larger than the supply to outsourced goods where the supply can quite adequately meet the demand.

she means that we have LVMH, for example, an upwards of a billion dollar earning company per year that is founded on luxury and yet they are supporting brands that make JEANS. since when have jeans been luxurious? so why do luxury brands make them? food for thought.

the most direct and honest answer is for revenue. the luxury industry transformed itself since bernald arnault too the helm of LVMH at the beginning of the 1980s and started to make quick fashion available for the masses. for instance, going to the 5th avenue store was no longer reserved only for society's upper-crust of wealth. indeed, the middle class of america could not be found perusing the goods and at the very least, buying the cheapest items available: leather holders, sunglasses, and the such.

some of my favorite insights from the book were:

1. 40% of LV's customers are japanese. these days, they live at home longer and thus have a much bigger disposable income to spend on luxury goods.

2. an LV sales man in japan sold a discerning japanese woman a dress who promptly brought it back to the store because a thread was hanging out of the seam and as she said, it was therefore "defective." thus, the sales man got the idea to try to sell the same dress to a european, who noticed the thread but shrugged and said, "i can cut it off." the last test was an american, who bought the dress and never even noticed the thread hanging out.

this speaks legions to the japaneses' refinement and taste level. this is precisely why i love them so much.

3. the number one tourist to hawaii is again, the japanese, who buy packaged deals that bus them directly from the airport to the duty free luxury store to search out the goods. the japanese speaking clerks say that they usually search first, eat dinner, and then come back at night and make their purchases.

4. there are luxury-brand freaks in japan. there is one man that stores everything in their original boxes in his apartment and never cooks at home for fear that the smell will seep into the fabric.

5. luxury brand stores in las vegas do a lot of money because it's the one place where people of all classes can go into that kind of store and not worry about being judged, no matter how they look. a clerk at one of the stores said that women who look like complete trash come in and throw down thousands of dollars in cash on luxury goods so there is no way to really pick them out of the crowd.

6. asia is the biggest growing market. luxury stores are opening up in china at an unprecedented rate and by the 2000-teens, they will be the largest consumers of luxury goods.

7. luxury goods secretly or not secretely manufactured in china are sometimes not assembled in the country so that when they are shipped to europe, they can be and thus have the 'made in ______' seal of approval. likewise, brands hide the 'made in china' label inside the good well or put the label on the outside packaging so that again, when it is shipped to europe, the receivers can rip off the label and reattach a new one. because no one wants to buy a luxury good made in china.

8. hermes and chanel are just about the only brands that don't outsource for their bags and no. 5 perfume, respectively. hermes has artisans in france who work on each bag individually from beginning to end as opposed to other brands (whether outsourcing or not) who have instated the assembly line technique. meanwhile, chanel still pays enormous sums to keep local french farmers growing the flowers necessar to concoct their eponymous perfume. so if you want the best of the best, shop from them.

9. in the department store, most sales are made on the first floor. wanna know why? because have you noticed that on the first floor, it's always bags and fragrances and neither are concerned with size. no need to try them on, you can just buy them. also, a fragrance is the gateway product for the middle-class consumer who can afford it but not anything else. not to mention, it's shelf-life is quite long.


interesting, right?

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

rats and handcuffs!

when i finally walked out of the door of a&f this morning at 4:16 AM, i would not have a typical commute home. no, of course not. especially in new york.

first of all, while quite accustomed to seeing rats on the subway tracks, far away enough to be intrigued without having to worry about being bitten, i got chills down my spine when i saw two scurrying across my path on the street level. and just when i thought it was over, i recovered, got back into my groove, walked another few minutes, and came across two more juicy rats in my path! totally sick!

this makes me wonder why black cats are an omen. i'll take a black cat over a juicy rat any day.

the second item on this morning's list takes the cake though. as soon as i entered the city hall NW stop going uptown, i took my seat on a bench. in total, there were five seats, but the farthest right one was taken by someone of asian persuasion and the middle seat was taken by a big guy in a blue-checkered button up. now, everything was fine and dandy until i looked over my right shoulder hoping to catch a glimpse of the silver subway arriving but instead caught a glimpse of the silver from the handcuffs the asian man was wearing!

his arms were literally behind his back and he was handcuffed quite securely. i couldn't figure out if it was a joke either. the asian man himself was very clean-cut, wearing a beret, casual clothes, and calm look on his face. however, he was handcuffed and i noticed a few times he was trying to slide his hands through the cuffs.

meanwhile, i'm trying to read my korean textbook when i decided to forgo it and talk to the man. maybe it was my curiosity that propelled me to ask him how the hell he got INSIDE the subway gate with handcuffs on and why he was wearing them. but i also, genuinely, wanted to help him if i could.

well, i didn't get very far. after a few minutes of thinking about it, i abruptly stood up, moved to the seat next him, sat down, and asked him, "is there a reason you're in handcuffs?" in my best concerned voice. the answer was mumbled but i think all he said was "i fell asleep on the subway." to which i quickly responded confusedly: "you fell asleep on the subway???" because clearly that doesn't warrant being arrested.

as soon as this exchange ended though a new, bald man wearing a basketball jersey appeared out of nowhere and asked me to step away from the asian man and that he was a police. i did exactly that and went back to my former seat where he looked at me incredulously and asked me, "are you alright?" to which i responded, "yeah, i'm alright."

seriously, what was going on? i returned to listening to my music but not without staring at the situation for a good ten more minutes. the two men both had what looked like police badges hanging around their necks but neither of them were in uniform. and the thing that baffles me the most is why on earth were they taking the subway with the perpetrator instead of a cop car? i've never heard or seen of such a thing in my life!

and after ten minutes, the blue-checkered, button-up shirt guy gets a phone call in the station, scuttles away, and gives the other police officer the thumbs up. then they motion for the handcuffed-asian to stand up and follow them out of the subway station.

again, why were they waiting in the subway station for a ride if only to leave it later on? this situation doesn't make any sense and quite frankly, i'm worried for the asian guy. he was trying to tell me something too but what?

well, i suppose that new york's (alleged) 'finest' are at work again and i shouldn't butt my head in. but if lowly 'ole me finds out something happened to that asian man you can be sure i'm picking those two 'police men' out in a lineup for the crime.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

abercrombie & fitch

anyone who knows me even just a little can clearly see i don't fit the a&f image. even if i work there after the store closes and therefore aren't required to meet that standard, i feel totally out of place getting paid by a company i've spent many an hour rolling my eyes over.

but to my surprise, it only took me two days to actually find some apparel that caught my attention - in a good way! however, it's all sitting on the $19.90 clearance table of the women's department. don't get me wrong - i'm not talking about cross dressing here. but if people can feel kinship with clothes, i feel more of it with the women's than the men's. there are a few simple explanations for this.

first of all, a lot of the women's clothes i sorted and folded last night didn't have the typical formula of 'abercrombie' + random years splashed across the front of them in huge, iron-on letters. and they were made of fabrics that were softer to the skin than just a basic cotton tee. lastly, the sizes were more body conscious seeing as how i'll probably never meet my goal of being able to fill out a muscle tee. even if i buy the smallest size muscle tee, it's still clear i don't have any.

the conclusion of all this being that my 30% discount card may get some swipage afterall. who knew?

introducing



two people that are often mentioned here are courtney (right) and john (left), a.k.a. roommate and abercrombie & fitch manager.

this photo was taken at 711 (by the 711 clerk) where we had trekked at 12AM a few weeks back in celebration of the release of whitney houston's comeback album. she surely needs all the support she can get in hopes of her voice returning to it's pre-drug, pre-bobby glory.

Friday, September 18, 2009

divas live

from The Cut:

There's nothing like coming home after your last Fashion Week show, curling up on the couch with a few of your miniature bottles, and watching a program in which divas sing and dance for a whole two hours. Sadly, nothing like that was on, so we settled for Divas Live on VH1, which featured approximately one and a half real divas (Jennifer Hudson and Leona Lewis) and people like Miley Cyrus.


Ouch! I couldn't agree more.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

celebrities

nyc has a special relationship with those paid to be in the entertainment industry and thus it's not unusual to come across a celebrity every once in a while - especially if you know where to look.

anderson cooper was my first sighting upon re-entry but i was in chelsea after all. unfortunately, i then narrowly missed britney at an after party a few weeks ago and also charlize theron at dior's fashion night out party. in addition, with fashion week and the mtv vma awards happening in the same week, i had hoped to see more but i have been disappointed. in bryant park today i only managed to catch lisa rinna, some unknown reality t.v. star (housewives?), joan rivers, and Miss J. Alexander.

lisa arrived straight from her appearance on wendy williams no less and she didn't even bother to change! joan still looked like plastic from twenty feet away. and Miss J. Alexander didn't look so much like Miss and she did Mister. and due to my shy nature, my years-long dream of challenging him to a walk-off will have to wait until our next encounter. or whenever i grow some. whichever comes first.

so anyway, enough with the d-list celebrities. i'm ready for the big time. what i'd really like to feast my eyes on is this!